Trump and being an ass

Trump and being an ass

Paul Thomas2015-08-14 For the sake of argument let’s assume Donald Trump is, in American parlance, an asshole. So the question is: why is an asshole – and not just any old asshole but someone widely regarded as a gigantic asshole, one of the world’s biggest – holding...
Republican Party Trump Card

Republican Party Trump Card

Paul Thomas2015-07-17 Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz called it “the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history.” Was he referring to: The outbreak of the American Civil War The assassinations of Abraham Lincoln or John Kennedy or Martin Luther King The 1929...
Polynesian All Blacks

Polynesian All Blacks

Paul Thomas2015-07-11 Next week’s All Blacks-Samoa test in Apia will be, among other things, a celebration of the Samoan influence in New Zealand rugby. While there’s much to celebrate, it shouldn’t be forgotten that the Polynesian presence in our national game wasn’t...
The Ugly Game

The Ugly Game

Paul Thomas2015-06-27 For years the English satirical magazine Private Eye has boasted about the Curse of Gnome, the bad karma that tends to befall powerful individuals who take legal action against the Eye to prevent it publishing embarrassing material or in revenge...
Jerry Collins

Jerry Collins

Paul Thomas2015-06-12 Jerry Collins’ fatal accident is a stark reminder that there’s one form of sudden death to which we’re all susceptible. We think of death on the roads as something that happens to other people. But when that other person is someone we feel we...
Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez

Paul Thomas2015-05-02 Many top-line athletes are combinations of beauty and the beast but few more so than Uruguayan soccer player Luis Suarez. Playing for Barcelona in a Champions League tie against Paris Saint-Germain, Suarez scored two breathtaking goals both of...
Buck Shelford

Buck Shelford

Paul Thomas2015-03-14 Almost 30 years on, Buck Shelford’s scrotum is back in the headlines. A new book by French investigative journalist Pierre Ballester (sic) exposes widespread drug use in French rugby during the 1980s and 90s. Ballester quotes the French team...
Eleanor Catton

Eleanor Catton

Paul Thomas2015-01-30 Eleanor Catton’s Man Booker-prize winning novel The Luminaries shows she knows a thing or two about astrology, but I doubt she foresaw the stoush triggered by her remarks at an Indian literary festival. It was a heavyweight clash: in Catton’s...